Tadpole makes it to the big leagues!

The world is a funnier place when you have  a good vocabulary. And can be really embarrassing when you don’t.

The word the headline writer was looking for is ambidextrous, not amphibious. The pitcher uses both hands equally well—unless, of course, he pitches well both on land and in water. Hmm…he does look like he’s holding his breath on the right.